A shift from the common room - Canteen

If you are not just too busy in " hey PPL" there is a new place to explore - Canteen.
Now those of you who have been there already and don't think there is much to explore please read this post carefully.

1.1 - there is always after class session, which is usually longer than the periods ( oops!! i mean class hours, no offense)
1.2 - you can enlighten yourself. If you will carefully listen to the preachings of kavi-the geek.
1.3 - getting membership of this 'chatta' group is little tough though. but you can get in if you fulfill the following conditions :
a) you have to be a fe(eble) male.
b) You have to be a chatta with a very-very bad taste in movies/songs.
c) please read the above two points again.

Advantages of being in this group :
1. there are chances of you being awarded with the title of "aap" from 'tu re'.
2. you will be called or messaged, to be informed about assignment/test.

2. the kaatil mania
- Sorry, i forgot to inform you that though it's our college canteen but,it's not exclusively ours. It's for everyone. Anyone can come there, compose a couplet and have tea and flirt(no sorry chat) with the students.

2.1 beta - If you find smally there(smally - the word originated @ parota point. means a person with a short height, small hair but a long dense, evergreen forest like beard )don't be surprised after all the college is his second home( sorry my mistake-Naaaiiii his first home, but, who am I to decide). Never ever ignore him. Because he sat beneath the tree near press cart for such a long time he has become a ghost and beware if you are gonna ignore him he'll haunt you by his messages 'especially if you are a girl'. Beware!!!

2.2 the shayar - if you want to sit with him and enjoy a cup of coffee please don't he'll bug you with his poor jokes and shayari. use nas**** shayar of the year ke samman se nawaja ja chuka hai.

Now, I'm tired. Enough for the day man. What else do you want?? anna ondu chai kodi....