AliShiekh ki...

..Vaat lag gayi!

College mein, that is.. In the post-election era, AliShiekh, a great lobby supporter of Ahuja Singh got screwed by the Billimarliya lobby. Now, satta aur kursi ki ladai mein piss (not urine) gaya AliShiekh. billimarliya is having no problems with AliShiekh, but her supporters are 'taking his case.' Till now, only he took everyone's cases. AliShiekh got back the price of his masti. Now, he is afraid and fearing...

Now, everyone hates AliShiekh who is in 'Deep-' shit with the siyyar. Politician Ahuja singh has refused to comment and aji-kuch-kiya has gone in hiding. Vegpuff knows he is praying for ass-toliya visa. Meanwhile, vegpuff is gaining popular. It is getting mix of reactions. Some like it, some find it funny, some hate it, some are 'indifferent' to it. So, vegpuff has added one 'FYI' at the botttom of the page.

Drink responsibly. Drive safely. Read lightly. Enjoy maadi!

And the winner is.....

For all those who have walked in late, please go through the previous posts. Now lets come to today's agenda - Election.

As aji-kucch-kiya is going to ass-towel-liya. II year students needed a new placement cell representative. So, there was an election in the class today. Whole class was divided into two groups, lets call them arya and anarya respectively (according to hindu mythology).

Arya group was led by the misra mahila morcha and they were supporting a female candidate. Whereas the anaryas were in the support of a male candidate - Ahuja singh. So sorry i forgot to mention about the nirdaliya candidates : kami and danav. They were also fighting for the seat.

After the first round of voting the results were something like this :

Kami - 6
Danav - I don't know exactly how many votes he got but yes he over performed. I had expected only 3 votes for him - he himself, his gf and akeli. but he got more votes than that. Never mind this is politics after all,lets come to the climax.

there was a tie between the two major competitors : ahuja singh and billimarliya.Both of them got 18 votes.

So there was a second round of voting, a tie-breaker. In this session Ahuja singh won by a clear majority of 8 votes. The final count was billimarliya-20 : ahujasingh-28.


As the election was being supervised by Havamani there was an obvious chance of forgery and so, it happened. The vote counter(siyyar of the class)added 2 votes to billimarliya's account to make it a tie. Ahuja has won the seat in the first voting itself. He got 20 votes, while the other candidate had only 16.(our especial correspondent reported).

Any ways who cares now. Once again the anarya won - aakhir yeh kalyug hai....

A shift from the common room - Canteen

If you are not just too busy in " hey PPL" there is a new place to explore - Canteen.
Now those of you who have been there already and don't think there is much to explore please read this post carefully.

1.1 - there is always after class session, which is usually longer than the periods ( oops!! i mean class hours, no offense)
1.2 - you can enlighten yourself. If you will carefully listen to the preachings of kavi-the geek.
1.3 - getting membership of this 'chatta' group is little tough though. but you can get in if you fulfill the following conditions :
a) you have to be a fe(eble) male.
b) You have to be a chatta with a very-very bad taste in movies/songs.
c) please read the above two points again.

Advantages of being in this group :
1. there are chances of you being awarded with the title of "aap" from 'tu re'.
2. you will be called or messaged, to be informed about assignment/test.

2. the kaatil mania
- Sorry, i forgot to inform you that though it's our college canteen but,it's not exclusively ours. It's for everyone. Anyone can come there, compose a couplet and have tea and flirt(no sorry chat) with the students.

2.1 beta - If you find smally there(smally - the word originated @ parota point. means a person with a short height, small hair but a long dense, evergreen forest like beard )don't be surprised after all the college is his second home( sorry my mistake-Naaaiiii his first home, but, who am I to decide). Never ever ignore him. Because he sat beneath the tree near press cart for such a long time he has become a ghost and beware if you are gonna ignore him he'll haunt you by his messages 'especially if you are a girl'. Beware!!!

2.2 the shayar - if you want to sit with him and enjoy a cup of coffee please don't he'll bug you with his poor jokes and shayari. use nas**** shayar of the year ke samman se nawaja ja chuka hai.

Now, I'm tired. Enough for the day man. What else do you want?? anna ondu chai kodi....

Lime Soda; Sweet & Salt

Now that you are here. Welcome.

Common Room is in-house, hardcore (journalism).

1. A space to debate.
   
2. A birdwatching space.
   
3. Clubs, pubs and ooops!
   
4. Viagra, i-Pill, contraception, abortion and other medicines.
   
5. Jazz.
   
6. Shitty bloggers. Tigers and shayars.
7. Dudes, dudettes and faux pas.
8. Banned films, criticized filmmakers and documentaries.
9. Personal bhadaas.

Watch this space. Veg Puff is a reporter on the loose.