Thursday, February 19, 2009

And the winner is.....

For all those who have walked in late, please go through the previous posts. Now lets come to today's agenda - Election.

As aji-kucch-kiya is going to ass-towel-liya. II year students needed a new placement cell representative. So, there was an election in the class today. Whole class was divided into two groups, lets call them arya and anarya respectively (according to hindu mythology).

Arya group was led by the misra mahila morcha and they were supporting a female candidate. Whereas the anaryas were in the support of a male candidate - Ahuja singh. So sorry i forgot to mention about the nirdaliya candidates : kami and danav. They were also fighting for the seat.

After the first round of voting the results were something like this :

Kami - 6
Danav - I don't know exactly how many votes he got but yes he over performed. I had expected only 3 votes for him - he himself, his gf and akeli. but he got more votes than that. Never mind this is politics after all,lets come to the climax.

there was a tie between the two major competitors : ahuja singh and billimarliya.Both of them got 18 votes.

So there was a second round of voting, a tie-breaker. In this session Ahuja singh won by a clear majority of 8 votes. The final count was billimarliya-20 : ahujasingh-28.


As the election was being supervised by Havamani there was an obvious chance of forgery and so, it happened. The vote counter(siyyar of the class)added 2 votes to billimarliya's account to make it a tie. Ahuja has won the seat in the first voting itself. He got 20 votes, while the other candidate had only 16.(our especial correspondent reported).

Any ways who cares now. Once again the anarya won - aakhir yeh kalyug hai....

11 comments:

  1. nicely written.. extremely funny.. :)

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  2. Debating space? Rather debatable!!! ;)
    Follow the jinky, oops, junkie :P

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  3. Ahh.. Very very funny. Hilarious! Seriously, how did the GS not get a whiff of this before?! Baabbbuuuuu..!

    But whats with the "chatta" politics and accusations? Thats so much 8th-Standard level. Grow up man! But the other stuff is so much fun.

    Reminds me of a Technical Writer I know.

    And for all the "We are devoid of politics, there is always unity"........ Muahahahaha!!!!

    Waiting for the next one!

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  4. junkie/jinky, hahaha, i split my sides laughing.
    grow up.

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  5. Are yaar blogger bhai, kya chillar jaisa chup chupke yeh sab land fand karte rahte ho???

    Pata hai ki hero jaisa feel ho raha hoga abhi lekin jab pakdaaoge na, sab heropani nikal jaayega !!

    Kitna fattu hai be tu??? Anonymous posting karke bhi kuch stuff kahe ko delete karta hai?

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  6. @Ram, Raga: Don't fuck my case, man. Your references (far too obvious), though speculations, will be taken at face value by anyone. And it's not even funny. The GS as it is talked things of me that I took in jest - but there's limit to which you take things; please observe that limit. And as for whoever the writing reminds you of, it ain't impossible to feign a style. This is of consequence.

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  7. Ha ha ha.. Chill maadi Ajinkya, if you are taking so much offense, ok, we ll agree it is not you. I agree at least, what say Rags? As for GS, now come on dude, what other work we have? :P Today we ll talk about you, tomorrow me, then her, then him and then someone else, like it matters to you.. nahi?

    Now lets not take the attention off the blogger here.

    Relax man. :)

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  8. Adaab

    Waaw.. aayi ab eggpuff ki baari....

    where is chicken puff, mutton puff, beef puff, paneer puff????

    Good bakery business.... someone kindly send warning signals to Vinayaka Uncle for puffs are being made inside college now... home-made eatables.... but i am still wondering how could the puff made out of some random people's blood and flesh can be called veg-puff!!!! very creative i must say... 'UNBEATABLE' creativity.... hats off!!!

    Peace,
    Samvartha 'Sahil'

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