College mein, that is.. In the post-election era, AliShiekh, a great lobby supporter of Ahuja Singh got screwed by the Billimarliya lobby. Now, satta aur kursi ki ladai mein piss (not urine) gaya AliShiekh. billimarliya is having no problems with AliShiekh, but her supporters are 'taking his case.' Till now, only he took everyone's cases. AliShiekh got back the price of his masti. Now, he is afraid and fearing...
Now, everyone hates AliShiekh who is in 'Deep-' shit with the siyyar. Politician Ahuja singh has refused to comment and aji-kuch-kiya has gone in hiding. Vegpuff knows he is praying for ass-toliya visa. Meanwhile, vegpuff is gaining popular. It is getting mix of reactions. Some like it, some find it funny, some hate it, some are 'indifferent' to it. So, vegpuff has added one 'FYI' at the botttom of the page.
Drink responsibly. Drive safely. Read lightly. Enjoy maadi!
this writing style is very familiar..." Peace!" :P :P
ReplyDeletei get a call within a few seconds of posting my first comment.. "they" ask me who do u think it is.. i mean ppl closely monitor the comments which are posted... this certainly is a good piece of work... my best wishes wid the blogger.. XOXO
ReplyDeleteAs our beliefs abt the blogger get stronger and stronger, we like the blog better and better.
ReplyDeleteThe wait for the next one continues!
By the way, me thinks the reporter here is kind of scared... i cant see the stuff abt "hydrobattery" and "bhadrinath temple" which was written earlier! Am i missing it somewhere? Do i need to check my vision? Or has it been deleted out of being shit-scared??!?!
ReplyDeletewell well.. offense is best defense.. kya be?
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ReplyDeleteWho ever the fuck is this blogger, you will be caught sooner than later....and jab pakdaoge na, mast thukai hogi....yeh hamara vachan hai Maa Kaali ki kasam...
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ReplyDelete@ Ram
good observation. Well Ram, 'suck you ja' is also missing!!!!! (has he been sent to the battle field again?) And the blogger has destroyed the Bhadrinath temple (sob sob)
@ Ami
Couldnt agree more with you my friend
@ Sunny
Kindly use polished language. Bhai, learn something from the Blogger. His literary language is his mask which covers his real- cunning, crooked, destructive- self. So kidnly polish your language.
@ Blogger
Dont mind if people call you a coward for not disclosing your name. Savarkar was one of the most coward person India ever saw but finally he was named as VEER Savarkar, so i am sure someday you too will be called VEER even if now some call you coward. (the chances of people, who follow the ideology of Savarkar, calling you VEER is very very high)
errrrrrrrrrr a doubt:
ReplyDeleteWhy did the need to add FYI surface? Does that say something? Guilt factor... it appears to me... correct me if i am wrong